day 4.
yourhusbandisnotontheinternet:
I am begining to think this is a waste of money.
not really since if I don’t meet someone I get “my money back”
turns out I get six more months of online dating for free. NOT a cash refund…rude.
I have decided that if I go one year with out meeting a relatively sane boy online that is God sending me a message..
“CANDACE…I AM CALLING YOU INTO A LIFE OF CELIBACY AND SERVANT HOOD. BECOME A NUN. THIS IS WHY I HAVE ONLY SENT CRAZIES YOUR WAY. LET THIS BE A SIGN…”
okay. So maybe God doesn’t talk like that…but you get the idea.
p.s if I do become a nun I am going to base it on whoppi goldberg in sister act. You know singing, dancing, sneaking into bars, joyful joyful remakes. You know.
hum well I did online dating for a month and meet two relatively sane people one of them actually quite interesting though it didn’t work out. i don’t know how long you’ve been doing this candace, but the ratio seems to be 2 out of 75 relatively sane people per month.
2 outta 75? Oh snap that is a rough ratio to hear, hahahaha. So in 6 months that is a 12 out of 450, Oh well. If I went on 12 dates with strangers in 6 months I would be happy…wait I hope I did that math right.
