Husband still not on the Internet….
Update: a man with a ponytail and a bow and arrow is checking me out on the ok cupid.
That is all.
Have you lost your mind?
I can’t even. I think I am dealing with some mild trauma from the worlds worst date. It didn’t hit me ‘til this morning and I’ve felt mildly sick all day.
Earlier this crackhead tried to hit on me & wave when he walked past and I threw up my arms like I was going to start swinging. He got spooked and ran. He knew I wasn’t taking any foolishness today.
I tell you, these streets are rough for a single lady in SF. I feel like it’s been a running joke with my friends about how bad dating is here, especially as a lady, but seriously? I think I might need to move to Wichita or Alaska. Somewhere where the men like flannel and also know how to treat a lady*
*I don’t know if this happens on a regular basis in Kansas or Alaska, but in my mind the men there are polite, respectful and do things like open doors for you and say thanks m’am to older women.
Posted January 13, 2012 at 12:09pm in worst date ever I'd rather stay single trauma San Francisco these men have lost their minds I've gone crazy
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Things that will always irritate me.
You asking for my number, and if you could text me. Me giving you that number, you never using that number.
GET OUT OF HERE.
Posted January 10, 2012 at 12:36pm in these men are idiots ladies if you're not gonna use it lose it online dating chronicles never trust a texter.
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What needs to happen.
last night I was talking and I decided that this is what needs to happen. I need to meet someone who isn’t crazy, is sort of mellow, doesn’t scare easily and just gets it. All other details of their appearance/life are flexible. Me and my personality are a lot to handle, not in a bad way, I’m fantastic and hilarious and loud. To know me is to love me, but some people might be a bit freaked out by this/not get it. I have a flair for the dramatics but I don’t love drama and I like glitter…a lot.
I’m not sure who this guy is, but it’s probably someone who is confident and comfortable in their sexuality because I’m going to be wearing tutus and fruit on my head and you can’t get freaked out by that. You are just going to have to deal and tell me that the cluster of grapes on my head brings out my eyes.
can I just say?
there has been an influx of friggin idiots in my life! That sounds really harsh I know, but for the past several months all the dudes I have met/tried to talk to/tried to hang out with/tried to put it on have been crazy, flaky or on drugs. I’m tired and I’m a lady. Why is it so hard to find a gentleman?
I just want a boy who doesn’t smoke weed, likes Jay-Z records and looks like a lumberjack.
Hear my plea o’ universe.
Posted October 22, 2011 at 5:13pm in I have no basket to put my egss in f***n idiots table for one where are all the gentlemen at????
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Let me get your number.
Is it wrong that I want to give a disclaimer when I give somebody my number/whenever some guy asks for it?… “look, I’ll give you my number but only if you use it and use it properly. Don’t ask for it to try and make me feel good at the end of our conversation now, when you have no interest in calling me/hanging out and I’m probably never going to see you again. I don’t want to be crazy, getting excited everytime my phone vibrates cause I think it’s you when in all actuality it’s my mom or capital one reminding me I need to pay them. So I’ll give you my number but you better use it to call me and not to text me at 10:38 at night to ask me what I’m up to. I don’t have time to play these games-so if that’s what you are planning on doing than don’t bother creating a new contact for me in your phone. Thanks!”
Is that too much to say when someone asks for your number?
(I think it might be)
Lose my number
“were gonna be good friends…” “I don’t want a girlfriend…” “I’d ask you out, but…”
These are all clear signs that you don’t really like me, cause if you did you’d avoiding telling me how great of a friend I’d make. That said,stop contacting me. thanks.
talking about things that I know
yes, I am dusting off this blog and let me just tell you…
if you are texting me and not calling me
if you are not trying to see me
if you really aren’t concerned about what I am doing and where I am going…
you don’t like me/something else is up.
This has happened to me, and several other people I know and it is never a good situation
I am (and anyone else reading this) is fantastic, and my self esteem is to high to try to deal with someone who just isn’t really feeling me, because someone out there will…truth.
Lesson learned.
“I’ve been working nonstop and am feeling really cranky so want to bitch about something” post of the day: I saw this in my phone and got instantly annoyed all over again. Listen guys, when a girl gives you her number, don’t use it weeks and weeks later and then send her a text message as a first means of communication. Oh, and yes, nice of you to try to shoehorn in a hangout after some friend’s event that you may/may not leave early… way to make a girl feel like an after-thought. And for god’s sake, take the extra second to spell out the word “You”.
I hate everybody today.
this is why I say things like your husband is not on the internet.
